|Nothing to do with food but what a fire!|
He then proceeded to attempt to light the said fire, and for the first time ever had to resort to making awful Rolf Harris impersonations as the fire failed to take. FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER. A bad omen? Whatever. By the time he'd run my cook's blow torch out of gas we had a roaring success. Then I fell asleep and missed some really good telly.